The Kardashians Will Do Anything For Money, Including Snatch Sniffing

If this shit wasn’t actually real, I would have to make it up because it is just too darn good to be unreal.

During last night’s episode of Kim and Khloe Fuck Take Miami, the classy Kuntrashian sisters, apparently having run out of things to discuss, resorted to a time-honored family tradition that never fails:  letting their vaginas take the lead on the famewhoring front.

Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that she read that drinking pineapple juice makes your pussy taste sweet, so naturally, they put the important question to the test, which makes sense. I mean if your entire source of wealth and fame is your carniceria, you gotta make sure it smells and tastes like nectar. Anyway after Kim and Kourtney took turns wiping their port of entries on cloth napkins for Khloe to sniff, which she did gladly because “We’re sisters, if I can’t smell their pusses, what else are we supposed to do?“(I don’t know. Throw yourselves in front of a bus, have The Governor throw you in a pit with Walkers, use each other as target practice for your newest diamond encrusted Tiffany’s gun etc), Kim’s puntang was declared the winner.

Naturally. After all, if it wasn’t for that pussy, none of these skanks and their pimp mother and family of famewhores would be here (and the world a better place).

If this revelation didn’t make your protruding parts shrivel up and fall off and you are still with me, let me ask this: since when it is acceptable to smell your sister’s pussy??  It’s like asking, “well if you can’t fuck your own siblings, who can you fuck?”  These sisters are a real class act.

On a different note, maybe all this nasty snatch sniffing will lead to a Febreeze sponsorship! That’s why they are doing this right? Proctor & Gamble are you paying attention?

Stupid Things People Do: Buy Kim Kuntrashian’s Used, Old Outfits on Ebay

For your consideration: Stupid people without dignity.

Case in point: pissed on whore turned reality TV skank and gold digger extraordinaire Kim Kardashian has decided to sell some of her pre-owned skank outfits on ebay.

The prices range from 400 to several thousand thanks to idiotic bidders who engage in pointless bidding wars days before the auction ends (another reason you know people buying her clothes are stupid:  bidding on ebay days and hours before an auction ends only inflates the price).

The worst part is that she is merely donating a portion of the proceeds to her chosen local cult, the Life Change Community Church,  She pockets the rest. Yes, she pockets the rest.

As if the millions she makes from fake marriages and paid for publicity stunts and for being nothing but a talentless slut were not enough,  now she also sells these clothes she probably did not even pay for in the first place because chances are  - much like everything else in her life – they were handed to her as part of her endorsement and promo deals.

The sad thing is that those people buying them are probably nothing but some poor, hard working yet at the same time desperate, money-grabbing skank wanna-bes for whom 900 dollars on a cum stained dress probably constitutes a major purchase they have to save up or go into debt for. All in an attempt to be a step closer to some good-for-nothing piece of garbage who has made a mockery of everyone.

 

Yeah, people are stupid and the Kuntrashians found a great way to bank on and milk this immense stupidity for all it’s worth. I don’t know who is to blame: this family of high grade whores or the people that keep endorsing them.

Screenshot from her actual ebay auction page. Who are these idiots that bid days in advance? If it didn’t increase the price, I would go in and troll by bidding and hiking up the prices. Come to think of it: these stupid fans do deserve being exploited. They are asking for it.

Yeah, American keeps embracing the stupid: one celebrity, incompetent politician and bible verse at a time.