“I believe in aliens…. I am childlike in my spirit, and I want to believe in fairy tales… Loch Ness monster — there’s something to it“
-Megan Fox – Esquire
Well and she has that in common with all religious people. Just replace “Loch Ness monster” with “Jesus” or “Mohammed” and “fairy tale” with “Bible” and it’s the exact same thing.
In fact, I encourage you to read the whole interview because it is filled with all sorts of crazy fuckery convincing me that Fox has definitely been smoking the wrong shit.
I especially like her trashing Hohan by comparing her to Marilyn Monroe’s train wreckdom stating that both “were gifted actresses“. Very good Megan.
The stuff about her being a Pentecostal Christian who occasionally speaks in tongues is pretty good too. The best part of the interview, however, is this fucking insane passage filled with all sorts of gibberish:
“I’ve read the Book of Revelation a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist? When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it’s the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?“
Megan Fox comes across as kind of nuts. She’s like that ditzy friend who means well and could probably apply herself with a real education, but mostly you just pat her on the head and drink your drink when you hang out because otherwise your eyes would roll off your face.
But hey, I’ll take this over Blohan telling Obama to consider giving Forbes magazine millionaires tax cuts as well anyday.