Lessons From the Bible

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When I first saw this I thought it was a freaking joke made up by someone with the worst sense of humor. That, or a piece of cartoon/anime porn. I mean she does look like she was fisting his ass. Outside of porn and S&M,  how do you even come up with a scenario like that?

Turns out, this pile of garbled shit is the result of the fermented mind of a religious person to be found in the Old Testament of the glorious Bible, Deuteronomy 15: 11-12 to be exact.

I am not kidding.

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.”

I swear the Bible is the most hilarious work of fiction ever written.

May I remind our religious brethren that if anyone today came up with something like that as part of their religion, we would recommend they receive full psychological evaluation.

Seriously though, this isn’t divine anything, this is a cry for help.

 

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  1. #1 by Sara Kjeldsen on May 22, 2013 - 11:25 AM

    I read this when I was about 13 years old and thought “Oh my God.” For fuck’s sakes, it is scary how many people think the Bible is infallible and righteous with passages such as this.

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  3. #4 by myatheistlife on May 18, 2013 - 9:27 PM

    Just wait till you read the whole thing. Contempt for believers will be the least of your worries. Many of them will follow their leadership right down this path if the human law allows… because it’s god’s words, god’s law. Oh, I know they’ll protest and say they wouldn’t but can you imagine a theocracy in your region and this happening, would anyone speak out? Would those that do speak out be believers?

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