Beyonce Is Just Like the Rest of Us

 Beyonce lets her hair down to show she's just a regular 'round the way girl, a Jenny from the block...aww

Beyonce lets her hair down to show she’s just a regular ’round the way girl, a Jenny from the block…aww

What do you know? Even one per centers who perceive the world through a prism that is orders of magnitude different than what 98% of human kind goes through think they are “just human.” Just like the rest of us.

I present to you evidence one and only: Beyonce who posted some pictures of herself and her holy spawn on Tumbler pretending to do normal stuff.

I must say I like how Beyonce is always acting like she has a lot of grace and class while proceeding to then post some “common”, so-called mundane pics of herself to say that despite her high class and legend everything, she is still just the little girl next door who can have fun in the sun and whose dream, like that of all little girls, of becoming a mommy finally came true and that because of that pureness at heart clearly evident in the pictures and such a girl-next-door attitude (as well as Jesus rewarding her for all her faith, of course) we should not think of her as a vain, self absorbed, conceited diva who spends a million on a nursery or  hundreds of thousands of dollars on diamond encrusted baby bottles and pacifiers, copyrighting her child’s name, but as just the little, playful- girl lying on the lawn with her bike and bikini being just one of us.

How mighty oreo of her. She inspires me and if you believe in the American Dream and bootstraps narratives she should inspire you too to one day stroll around with your bike around a $ 80 million resort.

A bike and a $ 10,000 a night resort totally go together and definitely invoke the "girl next door" feel she is going for. Note the undone, bedroom-hair look for an extra tough of next-door-girl authenticity.

A bike and a $ 10,000 a night resort totally go together and definitely invoke the “girl next door” feel she is going for. Note the undone, bedroom-hair look for an extra touch of next-door-girl authenticity.

Everyone should be a millionaire,  as Romney once put. So come and dream folks, your first million is just waiting around the corner. Just hope you don’t die before you get there because you had no access to affordable health care and/or succumbed to various other things  – both metaphorically and literally – that keep people in bondage while perpetuating the lie that the bondage is just temporary because if you pull those worn out boot straps hard enough, you may one day be in the millionaires club, fulfilling your destiny as the American Dream realizer. Just like Beyonce.

Awww. She really is just one of us...

Awww. She really is just one of us…

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  1. #1 by myatheistlife on June 9, 2013 - 1:37 PM

    Poor little rich girl….

  2. #2 by Janice Allen on June 9, 2013 - 1:17 PM

    Don’t you just love Beyonce!

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