…when Johnny Depp turns 50 years old.
I mean fuuuuuuuck, he is 50 years old. The guy from 21 Jump Street who played a cop going undercover as a high school teen to investigate crimes is turning half a century old. Fifty years. I still remember him as a rebellious teen and now he is a middle aged man in his 50s, which means we are all getting fucking old.
Anyway, Happy Birthday, Johnny – even if it means you are turning 50.