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Breaking News: Kate Middleton Gets Her Hair Done Three Times a Week

Yeah. Easy money is easily spent. Kate Middleton, royal mooch-in-law of the biggest mooch family in the world – the British crown – gets blow-outs three times a week. Isn’t it amazing? What a woman. Never done a hard day’s work (or any work for that matter) in her life and she fills the time between shopping sprees,  world tours and endless parties with getting her hair done. The sad thing is that this is an Exclusive in Us Weekly.

If I was an unemployed mooch receiving money I never had to work for a day in my life, I would blow it on all sorts of stuff as well.

But really, isn’t it just pathetic that of all the things you can report on a human being with crap loads of money that she could use to do good with – or just use for herself in some meaningful way – the breaking news is that in fact she spends it getting her hair done three times a week? Do the royals and the minions (in the UK and US alike) who worship and follow them really believe this to be a source of pride? And more to the point, this is what Americans like? Royalty? A bunch of freeloaders who are rich and wealthy for no other reason than a long established tradition that says so?

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